Selma Blair doesn't usually show her body at the beach. That's why these beach pictures of the Cruel Intentions actress are a great find. Sadly, whoever shot them, didn't get there in time to capture her wearing just her swimsuit, and only got to photograph her in her bikini bottoms.

 Jessica Simpson loves to show those titties, doesn't she? There are lots of celebrity tits that would make a man fall head over heels but none like Jessica's. To tell you the truth, I couldn't assert if they are medically enhanced but the truth is that those are some seriously tasty boobs.  Mostly in that dress… dang!

Christina Ricci is worth looking at again! The Monster actress looks like she is a completely new person, having put herself thru a tremendous yet very effective diet. All she needs now is to get rid of that tit tattoo, and she’ll be simply perfect. Because let’s tell the truth, celebrity tits or not, ink-covered boobs are kind of nasty.

Madonna’s Sticky and Sweet crew are quitting. The latest celebrity gossip has it that a great number of the close to 250 employees on the tour are complaining about being treated as ‘second class citizens’.

The chief complaint is that they’ve been forced to stay in bottom of the line hotels while Madonna stayed in a castle during her recent show in the South of France. Price of the castle per night? $11,000! I would quit too!

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Ever checked out Hillary Swank’s booty? The lovely actress is on vacation in Hawaii with her boyfriend and these pix taken yesterday show that the Million Dollar Baby has a seriously nice bum. How come I hadn’t noticed that before? May be her acting skills are so great that they overshadow any other assets she may have, but the fact is, Hillary Swank is bootylicious!

These Hillary Swank bikini pics will surely put a spring in any butt lover’s step!

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What on Earth is going on with the Brits? Kate Moss will be immortalized in a gold statue by artist Marc Quinn, soon to be unveiled, and that has cost so far close to 2.8 million. Dollars, not Italian Lira or Mexican Pesos. American dollars!

The statue was ordered by the British Museum, whose bored directors had nothing better to spend money on, than this, the largest gold sculpture to be built since the Ancient Egyptians’ times. Either these guys are too crazy to think straight or too horny, but someone needs to get rid of them, pronto! The funny thing is that this will be a dressed statue, how unrealistic!

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Like fake boobs? Then say hello to Jodie Marsh, the British princess, who also happens to be a nipple slip waiting to happen. Regrettably a few years back, someone came up with double sided tape to keep famous tits from escaping from their tops, and Jodie Marsh is a firm believer in the use of such accoutrement. What a shame!

As you can see in these photos, Jodie Marsh is also very classy and while heading to the Daylight Robbery premiere after-party at Embassy in London last night, the famous British TV girl showed the paparazzi how high class girls should behave in public. I’m still marveled at the power of nipple tape!

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The Baywatch star is in Australia one more time promoting her new reality show “Pam Anderson: Girl On The Loose”. According to these photographs, the name of the show seems to be right on, because Pam appears a little “loose” here. Trust me, I’m not complaining The looser the better!

Between Pamela’s hotness and her intense promotion campaign stamping her autograph on male asses, I’m sure the show will be a tremendous success. Good luck to her!

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